WTF: Some VMA's Fug

Beyoncé. Why does she always have to dress like a stripper? I mean, it’s enough with the hair — those extensions are looking ragged — and the lace and the see-though and the pose that says, Look, you can see my vagina and the hand up over the head. Stop trying so hard, girl, you’ve made it. Stop.

Gwen Stefani looks like a carhop and not a music icon or a fashion designer. Seriously. Slap on the skates and roll out my burger and chocolate shake to my car.

Taylor Swift looks like a blow-up doll. A cheap blow-up doll that the manufacturer forgot to add the boobs to, but did remember to slap a bad polyester wig on—seriously, that hair looks flammable. And since Swifty just ditched Country Music for the Pop scene, I'm guessing her idea of Pop is Child Whore?

Just sayin’….