Would You Hit It?

Ryan Guzman. He was in Step Up Revolution--never saw it--Pretty Little Liars--never saw it--Always Woodstock--never saw it-- and Beyond Paradise--never saw it.

He's also making news by being in the new Jennifer Lopez movie--which, for some reason, didn't go Direct to Video On Demand--The Boy Next Door--never gonna see it--as her love interest. There's also talk that maybe he's her real life boy.

But that's not what this is about. This is ...

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No. 

Would You Hit It?

Armie Hammer.

He played twins in The Social Network, so it was kinda double your pleasure. And he was in J. Edgar, though not as one of J's lovers. he then made a sad detour and rode into the wild west with Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger.

But who cares about all that ....

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Sidenote: he almost made WTF? with that suit, but, yeah, i think he worked it out.

Would You Hit It?

David Oyelowo is a British born actor who I first noticed as the rebel son Louis Gaines in the Butler, but he’s also appeared in Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Middle of Nowhere and Lincoln.

Now he’s getting all sorts of praise for playing Martin Luther King, Jr. in the new film Selma, but that’s not why we’re here. We’re here because I have a simple question …

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Idris Elba's been in the news a lot this week, especially after Rush Limbaugh said he shouldn't play James Bond because he's Black and, well, Bond ain't Black.

That's neither here nor there because I have a question ...

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Henry Cavill. He’s Superman, but is he super, man?

He’s done one Man of Steel movies and is set to play Clark Kent in at least three more films through 2019. But for me, he was first noticed playing Charles Brandon, lusty Charles Brandon, in The Tudors.

So … Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Gaspard Ulliel is a French actor and model.

He’s appeared in all sorts of French language films, but I first caught sight of him in his English film debut, Hannibal Rising. Although he was Lecter before Lecter began lunching on livers, I still found him adorable, and now he’s a gown-up man. Next up, he’ll be playing Yves St. Laurent onscreen …

… but that’s neither here nor there.

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Sam Claflin.

He’s English; he was Philip Swift in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides: he was William in Snow White and the Huntsman — I was busy ogling Hemsworth and Theron... yes, Charlize ... in that one; he was hottie Finnick Odair in the The Hunger Games series.

So … Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Adam Lambert, a runner-up on American Idol, who is actually a bigger star than the guy, er, whats-his-name, who won Idol that year.

And, I may be wrong, but isn't that whats-his-name behind Lambert, asking for some coins? I dunno, because that's neither here nor there.

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Chadwick Boseman is a jack-of-all-trades: actor, playwright, and screenwriter.

He's proably best known for taking on iconic roles like Jackie Robinson in 2013s 42, and James Brown in 2014s Get On Up.

That begs the question, would you get on up on it, meaning ...

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

I first caught sight of Eddie Redmayne in Les Miserables as Marius and found him totally adorable. He was also in The Other Boleyn Girl and Elizabeth: The Golden Age, and will next star as Stephen Hawking in The Theory of Everything.

All well and good but we have only one issue at hand:

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Jake Gyllenhaal. Donnie Darko; Brokeback Mountain; Prisoners; Love & Other Drugs or, as I call it The One Where Jake Is Naked A Lot.

This might sound like a stupid question but, well, one man's Hit It is another man's Quit It; so ...

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Jai Rodriguez.

I remember him from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and then .... :::crickets:::

Then he was on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: Ten Years Later and then  :::crickets::::

Still, it warrants one question:

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Pharrell Williams. He wants us to be Happy. Okay, I can get with that, but there's a bigger question ...

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Allen Leech is an Irish actor who made his acting debut with a small part in a 1998 production of A Streetcar Named Desire.

He made his first major film appearance in Cowboys & Angels and earned an Irish Film & Television Awards nomination in 2004 for his performance in Man About Dog. He gained some international fame as Marcus Agrippa on HBOs Rome, but is perhaps best known as the Tom Branson, chauffeur who married well in the BBCs Downton Abbey.

And that begs the question …

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Chris Messina.

You may not know the name but I know you’ve seen him in something. He appeared in  Vicky Christina Barcelona, Argo, Julie & Julia, Ruby Sparks, Celeste and Jesse Forever, and You've Got Mail.

And on TV he was in Damages and The Mindy Project.

On ISBL, he’s appearing in …

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Corey Stoll is in everything. He plays the doctor on The Strain while wearing a bad rug; he’s in the new film This Is Where I Leave You; and he’s got a part in the new season of Homeland.

But that’s neither here nor there because all I have is one question.

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No. 

Would You Hit It?

Dan Stevens. A British actor, he was Matthew on Downton Abbey and he was so dreamy. But then Dan wanted to try something new and, as happens on soap operas on either side of the pond, his character was killed off ... right after Lady Mary gave birth to their child.

Dan can be seen in the upcoming The Guest where he plays a soldier who introduces himself to a family as the friend of their son who dies in action. But, yeah, that's not true and all kinds of crazy happens afterwards.

But we aren't here for that, we're here to ask a question ...

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit Hit?

Joel McHale.

He hosts The Soup On E! And he's a standup comedian and actor, on NBCs Community.

But that's neither here nor there.

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Simon Baker's been around for a while. He had, er, maybe has, a TV show on CBS and he played Anne Hathaway's love interest in The Devil Wear Prada. Oh, and he's an Aussie.

That's all ... except one question:

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.

Would You Hit It?

Harry.

What's there left to say? He's a Prince; he's a ginger; he loves a good time; and he could, could, be King one day.

But the question remains the same.

Would.You.Hit.It?

Yes or No.